Okay, granted, they were talking about how long a manuscript should be, and we’ve talked about that here before. It’s old news, right? This week, when I’m talking about length, I wanted to talk about time. How long some of this takes.
Thursday, February 10, 2022
How Long Did It Take...
Okay, granted, they were talking about how long a manuscript should be, and we’ve talked about that here before. It’s old news, right? This week, when I’m talking about length, I wanted to talk about time. How long some of this takes.
Thursday, June 10, 2021
Five Years Later
So, I talked about prologues recently, and I wanted to toss out one more thought on them. Well, y’know, one more for now. This one’s an easy warning flag to look for as I’m trying to figure out if my prologue is worth saving or not. It’s not a guaranteed catch, but I’d bet at least three out of four times, that flag’s popped up for a good reason.
If you’ve ever followed along with my Saturday geekery, you know a common B-movie complaint I have is the opening where everyone dies. A bunch of people show up, have some bare bones character development, maybe flash some skin... and then die horribly. Usually by monster, but sometimes it’s a serial killer. Or lava.
Anyway, there’s a slight offshoot to this, and I’ve seen it in book manuscripts too. It’s when our main story doesn’t start until
SIX WEEKS LATER
You’ve seen this, yes? I’d guess 83% of the time that opening scene’s about someone dying. Or doing something vague and “mysterious.” Or maybe it’s really clear what’s going on but it just feels irrelevant because, seriously, who are any of these people?
And then we flip the page and see that header right under “Chapter Two.” Or maybe it got a page of its own. In the movie, they probably did a fade-to-black and then maybe a little chyron at the bottom of the next shot—Two Years Later
Like I said, this isn’t a guaranteed problem. Not so much a red flag as maybe a safety orange one.
And also, just to be clear, the problem isn’t the timestamp (so to say) itself. Just like with prologues, the problem doesn’t magically vanish just by saying “Okay, I won’t tell the reader it’s four months later, I’ll just let them figure it out.” This isn’t going to take care of anything and it’s probably going to cause more problems.
Y’see, Timmy, that tag is a warning to my reader—and it should be to me. It’s making it clear just how disconnected this opening is from the actual story on the temporal measuring tape. And if it’s that set apart from my main story... how important is it?
Seriously, look at all the different rules and conditions we’ve talked about
before when it comes to prologues. No, go look—I linked to most of them up
above. I’d bet you four out of five times, if the story opens with a scene or
chapter that gets followed with SIXTEEN DAYS LATER (or something similar, don’t
get pedantic), it’s breaking a bunch of those rules. Which means I’ve probably
got an unnecessary opening. Heck, my manuscript might be a lot stronger without
it.
So if you find out you’ve added that flag, maybe take a moment and give that opening a good look. Does that separated beginning really add anything? What does the big distance between them bring to my story? What does pointing out that distance add to it?
So says the guy who just started a new book, and the only thing on page five is
ONE THOUSAND YEARS LATER
Next time, there’ll be some more experience to share with you.
Until then, go write.
Thursday, August 20, 2020
An Old Favorite...
It’s Thursday morning and it struck me that I don’t have anything ready for the ranty blog. I’ve had a few different ideas rattling around in my head for posts about endings and comedy and jargon. But they’re all kinda big things and a bit... delicate? I don’t want to be giving bad, half-thought-out advice, and I’m not 100% sure that I have good advice on these precise topics quite yet. Thus all the rattling around in my head.
Or maybe those are LEGO bricks? Might be. Really, anything goes
in 2020.
Hey, speaking of years and what’s possible and what’s acceptable, I realized I
could babble on for a minute or two about a topic that pops back up every four
or five months.
See, I recently watched an adaptation of something I loved
many years back. And, being a proper nerd who read and re-read the original and
then read it again a seventeenth time, I picked out little changes here and
there. I mean, yeah, it’s an adaptation. Things are going to change.
They always do because they need to. But these were different changes. A lot of
them were in how people were addressed. How other people reacted to them.
Nothing gigantic, but it stood out to me because—as I said—I was a big fan of
the original.
Okay, fine, I was nitpicking.
Anyway, I can’t remember at what point in the movie it
clicked, but it hit me that the movie had updated a lot of the original story’s
views on sexuality and gender. Just little tweaks, nothing that affected the
plot in any way. But the movie was a bit more modern, inclusive, and—in a few
places—a little less mocking.
I thought Good on them.
But then, shortly afterward, I had another moment. Because, hang on a minute,
I’d read this many, many times back in those formative years and I’d
never noticed any places where people were excluded or mocked or anything like
that. The book was fine. Was this movie overreacting? Were they
just changing things in the adaptation to please a tiny, vocal minority?
And the more I thought about it, the more I realized ohhhhhhhh no. No they
weren’t. I just didn’t notice because, at the time... I was cool with all of
that. My views then echoed a lot of the views of, well, then. Just like the
book did.
This book was big for me. If someone asked me, it’d probably end up on my
personal list of “twelve most influential books/authors” or something like
that. But... yeah, it’s got some flaws. The book is a fixed artifact of then
and there are aspects of it that the world has moved past. And, thankfully, I’ve moved past.
It’s a rough thing to go back and realize things you loved in the past don’t quite measure up anymore. Sometimes in minor ways, sometimes in... well, really big ones. I re-read a classic sci-fi novel a year or two back and it terrified me with some of its views on sex. Re-read another formative series to my partner when she was really sick and discovered wow was there a lot of casual racism in it. Just a few weeks ago I watched one of my favorite comedy movies from my teens, one I must’ve seen this at least a dozen times (yay USA Up All Night) and holy crap that was just full-on, no question sexual assault, arguably attempted rape from the main character. That was seriously uncomfortable to watch.
And I get why admitting this sort of thing can be tough for
people. To admit these early, formative works are flawed. That the people who made
them were flawed. Because admitting this means opening ourselves up to the idea
we might be flawed. We might’ve absorbed views and lessons that, in
retrospect, were not good. It’s painful
to think the movie adaptation of our life might get that same horrified
reaction.
The world always changes. It progresses, it moves forward, and
hopefully... we move with it. We learn more. We understand more. This sounds
really dumb to say, but I’m very happy my views have grown and evolved since I
was five. Or fifteen. Or twenty-five. Not on everything, but on a lot of
things. It’s not weakness to say I’ve changed my views—it’s growth.
But I don’t need to embrace them or constantly defend them. I can admit their flaws—some minor and some seriously glaring—even if it possibly means admitting some flaws of my own. Because in writing and in life, I can’t improve if I never admit that I need improvement.
Anyway... just some random thoughts. I know other folks have said similar things in a better way.
Next time...
Well, as always, if anyone’s’ got a specific question, feel
free to drop it in the comments below. Or over on a Writers Coffeehouse video
if you want to get answers from better writers. And if not, maybe I’ll sort out
some of those bigger ideas to talk about.
Until then... go write.
Wednesday, March 25, 2020
A2Q Part Seven—Outlining
Nervous yet? Don’t be. Well, I mean, you can be, but you don’t need to worry about it. We all get nervous at this point. Yeah, seriously. Everyone. Yep, even her. Him too. And her. Okay, no, not him—he’s kinda delusional. Nice guy, but take his advice with a grain of salt.
Anyway...
I thought about this for a little bit, and I think there are four big pieces of advice I want to offer you at this stage. Plus a dozen or so links to earlier posts where I’ve talked about some of this stuff in much more detail. When the A2Q gets a book deal, I’ll make sure more of that stuff’s right here, but for now—links.
—The end point
Let’s talk about each of these and how they relate to that big pile of elements.
Also, we mentioned weeding them out earlier but even so there’s a good chance some of the elements we talked about before that just don’t fit anymore. They’re good ideas, they just don’t work for this particular book, or maybe the book it’s become as I gathered all the different elements and polished them off a bit. The werewolf being a cyborg from the future? Really fun, I bet I could do it well, but it’s not going to fit here. Part of doing this is realizing that and accepting it. Not every idea works for every book.
See what I mean? We can always go further back. So one of our jobs is to figure out where do things actually begin for my heroes.
Another way this gets messed up feeds a bit off the last one, and it’s the old “start with action” thing. I’ve talked about this at length before, but essentially it’s a piece of advice that gets misunderstood a lot by people starting out. They twist their outline to begin with exploding cyborg ninja conflict when it might just need two people arguing about laundry from different ends of their house.
Finally, feeding off both of the last points, I think there’s some other bad advice out there that usually takes the form of “get into it as quickly as possible.” Again, this advice isn’t wrong, it’s just lacking context. Which is kind of my point—if I dive into the story too fast I won’t have time to establish any sort of norm for my heroes. Without that context—the bar to measure everything else in the book against—things won’t have the proper weight and I’ll just be confusing my readers. So I don’t want to spend five or six chapters on my hero’s normal, day-to-day life, but I can’t neglect it, either.
Third is the end point. No matter what kind of road trip I’m planning, I need to have some idea where I want to end up. Maybe this is just a long weekend away and we’re going to end up back home. Maybe it’s a longer-than-necessary trip to visit a friend. Maybe I’m moving cross country.
Whatever kind I decide it is, it’s hard to have any sort of structure if I don’t know where I’m going. I can’t tell if I’m going the right way when I don’t know what direction the right way is. It becomes less a book and more of a firehose with nobody holding the end, just thrashing around and spraying water everywhere as it slams into things.

Fourth and last of these key things is how I’m going to tell my tale. How am I going to arrange things in an interesting, compelling narrative that also creates ongoing, climbing tension? Do I want to use a straight linear narrative? A series of flashbacks? Am I going to have a completely non-linear structure?

And this brings us back to another “up to you” moment. Maybe this simple outline’s enough for you. Your brain’s buzzing to get to work, to start writing. If that’s the case, go for it. But if you want a little more that this—if you want a more detailed map or a few more things locked down on the itinerary, that’s cool too. Start pulling in your character elements, maybe add a few setting details where they’d be relevant.
Phoebe’s going to be out hunting and encounter the super-werewolf (although she doesn’t know it’s super yet, or who it is). She’s going to put a silver crossbow bolt in it and it’s going to ignore it and run off. This will also give her a chance to grumble about losing a silver bolt because they’re expensive. She can track it for a while, find the bolt... but no body.
Go to the bar, intro. her “norm” boss.
Work night.
After work??
Breakfast with Luna the next day. Talk about the bounty, using it to pay for college?
Next time... our first draft.
Thursday, December 20, 2018
Christmas Time
Of course, after I got older it did just become “a couple of days” until Christmas. I met people who didn’t celebrate Christmas and kept an even looser sense of when it was than me. I even tried to actively avoid it for a while.

Y’see, Timmy, people are unique, and we all think about time in different ways. Sometimes we generalize and estimate. We round up and down. We abbreviate one way or another. And other times we’re very precise. Maybe we won’t even give an answer until we can give the exact, confirmed answer.
Thursday, October 25, 2018
Now and Then

Why is this happening now? What made super-shy Phoebe decide this is the week she has to ask Wakko out to the upcoming dance? Why did Yakko’s mask of sanity finally slip away? Why did the ancient portal open in the museum tonight? Why did the ghost choose this weekend to send out the summons to its deadly party?
Why now... and not a dozen times earlier? Why not six days ago? Or six months ago? Or six decades, in some of these cases?
Next time...
Have a Happy Halloween
Thursday, May 10, 2018
Meanwhile, At A Secret Island Base...
Friday, January 13, 2017
Time for Torches and Pitchforks


Thursday, April 23, 2015
Slow Down, You Move Too Fast
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
More Dating Tips
Still, I’m not as bad off as James P. Hogan. When he wrote his novel Inherit the Stars (first book in the Giants series) back in 1977, he envisioned the US facing off against the Soviet Union in a race to colonize the solar system (a race that gets interrupted by an amazing discovery, granted...). Needless to say, the first three books in that series are extremely dated.