Permuted
Press just released a collection of short stories I wrote called The Junkie Quatrain.
I talked about
it here a couple weeks ago. There’s
a little picture/ link of it over there on the right (the green one). It’s four connected/ interwoven/ overlapping
short stories set in the same post-apocalyptic world. I’ve been explaining it to people as 28 Days Latercrossed with Akira Kurosawa’s Rashomon.It adds up to a mid-sized novella, so
it’s also very cheap.
Anyway, I
was thinking about today’s little rant and a phenomenal analogy sprung to
mind. No, seriously, phenomenal. You’ll be talking about this one for months
to come. Ready?
Jeopardy.
Have you
ever watched an episode of Jeopardy where Alex Trebek will give an
extremely easy clue and everyone just stands there? He’ll say something like, “It’s the longest
river in Egypt,” and all three contestants will twist their faces with intense concentration. The timer
eventually runs out and an eight hundred-dollar clue vanishes into the
game-show ether.
The answer
is “The Nile,” by the way.
Thing is,
you all knew that, didn’t you? And so
did those three hypothetical contestants.
They were just overthinking it, because there’s no way the answer could
be that easy and straightforward.
So they convince themselves it has to be something other than their
automatic first response.
If you
watch Jeopardy a lot, you know one of the most challenging categories
(statistically) is “Stupid Answers.”
Guaranteed, every time that shows up on the board, the players will miss
the first one or two questions. They’ll
get something like “It’s the tomb memorializing soldiers whose identities are
unknown,” and all three contestants will frown, furrow their brows, run through
lists in their—oh, time just ran out again.
There’s
actually a catchy little term for this you might’ve heard before. It’s called paralysis by analysis. It’s when we get so caught up in thinking
about how to do something that we never get around to doing it.
Some people
do this with writing. They get so
wrapped up in having the right word and exquisite language and perfect characters that they don’t
write a single thing. They’ll spend
their time going to seminars with gurus, buying books, and reading article
after article about how to write. And in
doing so, the one thing they never get around to is... well, writing.
These folks
are convinced there has to be something more to it than just sitting down and putting words on paper. They
think there has to be some special trick of structure or plot, and
once they learn it writing will be a breeze.
Until then, it’s not worth doing anything. They end up paralyzed by constant attempts to
break storytelling down to a simple formula.
The only
way to move forward in your writing is to write. Like so many things, a week of experience is
worth more than months of instruction.
I’m not saying instruction is useless, mind you, but I have to know when
it’s time to put other people’s books aside and start writing my own. Put another way, I can’t expect anyone else
to think of me as a real writer if I acknowledge I’m still studying how to be a
writer, just like I can’t think of someone as a real doctor if they’re still
studying in medical school. We might
earn our titles someday... but that day isn’t today.
It’s still
close to the start of the year, so next week I’d like to blab about something
for the first time.
Until then
go write.
Heh. That's me :P I keep forgetting it's the first draft, my brain tells me it has to be hard lol.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's tough sometimes. It's so easy to come up with "perfectly valid" reasons not to write, and a lot of people use overthinking (consciously or not)as the perfect excuse.
ReplyDeleteMy life's become so much easier once I realized I don't need to worry about perfect first drafts. :)