Yep, you’ve
had some time off from my rantings. Now
it’s time to get back to basics.
I keep
coming back to spelling. There’s a
reason for that. Talk to any editor, publisher,
contest director, or producer and they’ll say the number one problem they see
in writing is spelling and grammar. No matter what the story is, lots of manuscripts
get rejected because the raw number of mistakes make them look amateurish and
unprofessional. It’s not the only reason they get rejected, granted, but I’d put money down that
it’s a major factor in most rejections.
There’s a reason I lump such things into the 50% rule.
I can’t be
a chef if I can’t distinguish between chicken and turkey. If I can’t tell an alternator from a carburetor,
my career as a mechanic is going to be very short-lived. And if I want to succeed at this writing
thing—not in a spiritual way or a making-Dad-proud way or an I’ll-show-my-ex
way, but in a serious, financial, this isn’t just a hobby way—I need to know how to use words. There’s no way around
it. None.
So here are
some words that get misspelled—or misused—a lot. And the writer doesn’t know, because they don’t
know how to spell. They just use a spell
checker, because they thing it will never, ever mace a mistake... even if they
did.
The list is
going to be a bit shorter this time around.
One of my regular contest-reader sources cut back on his hours a bit,
and I haven’t read as much as I wanted to the past few months. But my regular rules still hold—pretty much
all of these words come from major websites, screenplays, or manuscripts. Two of them are from published books. My definition is for the word they thought
they were using. So if you’ve got a good
vocabulary, you’ll probably get a chuckle or three over these.
Pick up
your signaling devices and....
solid and soiled – you only want to step on
one of these things
foul and fowl – one of these tastes like
chicken
balaclava and baklava – only one of these
should be on your head
grisly and gristly – one of these is a tough
piece of meat
grizzly and grisly – one of these is a bear
bear and bare – one means to endure or
tolerate
passed and past—one of these means you didn’t
get the promotion
definitely and defiantly – one of these is
absolutely correct
succeed and secede – one of these means your state
ends up alone
succession and secession – one of these is the
process of ending up alone
due and do – one of these you pay
capital and capitol – one of these is money in
the bank
Did you
know all of them?
Bonus
round. Which of these words get applied
to a horrific scene? Which one’s a tasty
dessert? If I owe money, which two of
these words will probably be on my next bill?
As I’ve
mentioned many times before, it’s not enough just to know the words I’m asking
about. As a writer, I need to know all
of them. These are the tools of my
trade, and I can’t be half-assed with them.
Knowing three ingredients in a recipe and winging it with the rest just
doesn’t work. If I’m going to call
myself a chef, I’ve got to know them all.
Because if
I don’t know my words, my story starts to become muddled and unclear. And I can’t be lazy and say “people will understand it from the context,” because using the wrong words changes the
context. If Phoebe decides to
grin and bear it, it means she’s not going to let on how much the current
situation is getting to her. If she
decides to grin and bare it, though, it means she just pulled her shirt open in a moment of naughtiness. That
changes the whole tone of the scene, and it could really change our view of
Phoebe as a character. So to speak.
I need to learn to
spell. Me. Not my spell-checker, not Dictionary.com. Me. The more I depend on someone else
to do it for me, the weaker I am as a writer.
And if I’m a weak writer who’s decided to partner up with an idiot, well...
Next time,
I’d like to offer a quick tip I came up with while down at ConDor a few weeks
ago.
Until then,
go write.
Hurray for you! Too many of the self-published seem to completely ignore rules of not only spelling, but everything else about our language. And SpellCheck ain't gonna catch your misused homonyms.
ReplyDeleteHow about Cavalry and Calvary? Only one of them is where Jesus died.
its not just self-published stuff. not by a long shot. I find errors in traditionally published books frequently. Hell, I just re-read "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" and found three instances of just blatantly wrong words. This was the newest edition too! Those mistakes haven't been fixed in how many decades, over how many editions?
ReplyDeleteLaurel-- Jesus died on horseback? Who knew... I'll definitely add that one to my list for next time.
ReplyDeleteTravis-- it's definitely not just self-published works, although I think they've still got the larger percentage of such errors. I remember I came across one misused word in the hardcover of King's Under The Dome, but now I can't recall what it was...
You should check out Phrase Wit, if you've got a device that can play it :) Mangling language is a crime, but at least someone can make a buck out of it.
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