What the
heck? How’d it get to be Thursday
already...?
Okay, a
quick tip for you about numbers, because I’ve had a few folks ask me about this
in the past few months.
Some people
get confused about numbers versus numerals in their writing. Were there twelve days of Christmas or 12
days of Christmas? Does my lord offer
you a thousand swordsmen or 1000 swordsmen?
Some of
this confusion comes from journalistic standards. A lot of non-fiction writing tends to follow
the rule that everything below twelve is written out, but from 13 up you use
numerals. It varies a bit from
publication to publication. Sometimes
the cutoff is ten or eleven, but it’s usually somewhere in the very early
double-digits.
That’s
non-fiction, though. Non-fiction is hard
facts. Here, we’re more concerned with
making things up, yes? With making them
seem real, but not too real.
My personal
rule of thumb is that it looks very unnatural for people to talk in
numbers. We all speak in words, not
numerals. So when someone’s speaking,
numbers should always be written out.
For example, in my new book, 14, someone might say “I live
in room twenty-eight,” but then they’ll walk down the hall and go into room 28. Dialogue is always written out, but numerals
can show up in the prose.
Now, there
are a few exceptions to this. Off the
top of my head...
First
is cases where the numerals are part of a proper name. No one should ever fire an Ay-Kay Forty-Seven
or an Em-Sixteen. The year is 2012, not
twenty-twelve or two-thousand-twelve. In
Ex-Patriots, Captain Freedom is the commander of the Alpha 456th
Unbreakables and speaks of them as such.
So when the numerals are part of a proper name, it’s okay for me to use
them in dialogue.
Second
is in first person stories. If
you think about it, a first person story is really all dialogue, because
the character is addressing the reader.
This site is mostly first person—me talking to you—and I tend to write
things out most of the time. So I need
to be extra careful using numerals if I’m writing in first person.
Third
is screenplays. I should always write
out numbers in screenplays because if I don’t it messes up timing, especially
if I’m doing it a lot. I might write
4,321 to save space, but the actor still has to say “Four thousand three
hundred and twenty one.” Check out this
clip from my very cliché-filled road trip movie.
BOB
One million bottles of beer on the wall, one million bottles
of beer. You take one down, pass it
around, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of
beer on the wall. Nine hundred
ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, nine
hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around...
Now compare it to this...
BOB
1,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall, 1,000,000 bottles of
beer. You take one down, pass it around,
999,999 bottles of beer on the wall.
999,999 bottles of beer on the wall, 999,999 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around...
This block
of dialogue just got cut in half by using numerals instead of written out
numbers. Except it really didn’t. It’s going to take just as long for the actor
to say, and all that’s really happened is the producers, assistant directors,
and script supervisor have a bad estimate for how long this will take to
film. Not only that, odds are I’m going
to mess it up, too, because I’m thinking my script is shorter than it really is.
So keep that in mind when you’re writing that
subtle reference to 007’s twentieth adventure.
Next time,
I’d like to talk to you about one of my favorite animated movies, and how it’s
an example of wonderful storytelling.
Until then,
go write.
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