I just
realized that Valentine’s Day is this weekend. If I’d remembered earlier, I
wouldn’t‘ve spent the time on this post, I would’ve done my traditional love and/or sex themed post. And while
surprise sex usually goes over well with everyone, I’m afraid I don’t have the
time for it right now. Maybe next year.
Wow.
It sounds
pretty grim when I say it like that.
Anyway, I
wanted to go over something one more time.
Because a couple of you still seem to be baffled by this for some
reason...
Take the
Blu-ray case off the shelf. Use your
thumb on the right-hand edge to open the case.
Locate the Blu-ray disc inside the case.
Note that if this is a multi-disc set, you’ll need to select the
specific disc you want to watch. They’re
usually numbered. The number will
correspond to a guide of some sort, usually located on the opposing panel of
the cover or on the back of the case.
Look for the specific material you want to watch, then find the disc
with the same number. Remove the disc
from its bracket. Hold it by the edges
(you don’t need to do this, but it’s easier in the long run). Set the case back down. Press power on your television
controls. Press power on your
Blu-ray player, and then open. A
small tray will extend out from the player.
Set the disc on the tray with the picture/logo side up and the shiny
side down. Let go of the disc. Press play and the tray should
retract. Go sit on the couch. Pick up the remote control for the Blu-ray
player. If you are given the option to
skip over all of the previews, do this.
Watch the movie or television episode you have selected. Do not talk
during the movie or television episode.
If you have seen the movie or television episode before, do not spoil
plot points or character moments for other viewers..
Now, let's stop
and consider the previous paragraph.
How many of
you started skimming halfway through that?
It's okay. It was kind of mind-numbing for me to write, so
I can't imagine reading it was any better.
As it happens, though, pretty much every reason why exposition tends to
suck is in that fascinating explanation of how to watch a Blu-ray.
Allow me to
explain.
First,
that paragraph is something we know. I
know it, you know it. I know you know
it. You know that I know you know it.
Exposition
is boring and pointless if we know the information being presented to us. It's
just wasting time while we wait for something to happen. Plus, none of us enjoys sitting through a
lecture on something we already know, right?
The more detailed (read—unnecessary) it is, the less interested
we are. So we just zone out and start
skimming.
Damon Knight pointed out that a fact we don't know is information, but a fact we do know is just noise. No one wants to read a story full of
noise. As writers, we need to know what our audience knows and work our story around that. I don’t want to waste time telling people how
to open a Blu-ray case. It’s just a given. All those words
are better spent on something useful.
The Second
thing to consider is that a
lengthy explanation about how a Blu-ray player works serves no purpose
here. None. This is a blog about writing tips, so a
paragraph about electronics is a waste of space. Nobody came here looking for that information,
and the people who are looking for it
won't be looking here. You’ll notice
that those instructions don’t tell you the best way to kill a Deathclaw in Fallout 4—even though Fallout is a really cool game which (like Blu-rays)
can be played on a PS4. The instructions also don’t mention that I don’t even own a Blu-ray player. Or a PS4. Mildly interesting facts, sure, but even less relevant than the bit about killing a Deathclaw.
These two
points are, on a guess, about 83% of the reason most exposition sucks. Find any book or story with exposition that gnaws at you, and I’ll
bet it falls into one of those two categories.
So, how do
we get around that?
I've
mentioned something called the ignorant
stranger a few times. It’s my own term, one which I came up with
while writing a review of Shogun years ago. It's a simple way to use as
much exposition as I want in a short story, screenplay, or novel.
Just have a
source of information explain something to someone who doesn’t know these
facts.
Easy, right?
Just remember these three things...
First, my ignorant stranger has to
be on the same level as my readers. I
don’t want to confuse ignorant with stupid. It’s only this particular situation that has
put him or her at a disadvantage. The reader
or audience is learning alongside my character, so we don’t want to wait while
the stranger’s educated on how Amazon works, where Antarctica is on a map, and why
people eat food. Again, my ignorant stranger can’t actually be stupid.
Second, the person explaining things,
the source of knowledge, has to be smarter
than the stranger on this topic, and thus, smarter than my audience. If what’s being explained is something my readers can figure out on their own then the Source is wasting everyone's time (and
my page count) by explaining it. Remember,
I want information, not noise. Yeah,
maybe this particular Source doesn’t know much about baseball, Star Wars,
or the eternal mystery that is love, but on the topic they’re explaining this
character needs to be an authority. It needs
to be clear the Source’s knowledge dwarfs the ignorant stranger’s on this topic.
Finally (or third, if you like),
there needs to be a pressing need for the Source to explain this. There may be lots of things our stranger (and
the reader) is ignorant about, so why are they talking about this fact
right now?
Shogun gets away with tons of exposition because Blackthorne—an English sailor trapped
in feudal Japan—is a perfect ignorant stranger.
He’s a smart man, a man we can relate to, but he’s in a country where he doesn’t know the language, the customs, the culture, anything. So even as his situation
forces him to interact with people, they’re forced to explain pretty much
everything to him.
So there it
is. If anyone tries to tell you only bad writers use exposition in a story, tell them it's only
the bad writers who don't know how to use exposition. Then explain the ignorant stranger to
them. And then look smug while you pop
in a Blu-ray and watch Star Wars
Next time, I’d
like to tell you about my perfect woman.
Until then,
go write.
You MUST hold DVDs by the edges. Seriously now, some rules you can ignore and some you just can't... ;)
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