WRITER on WRITING

Oh, I know. Sounds like this one's going to ramble a bit. Stick with me, honest, it's brilliant. No, seriously. Brilliant. ...

Several months back a friend of mine was celebrating her birthday in the usual way (with too much alcohol and far too much karaoke) and I go...

Sorry for the slight delay. Stupid work with their stupid assignments that let me pay my stupid rent... Anyway... ...